Which
APPLE DID JUST
VIEW MY PRESENTATION?
EMPLOYEE
HACK
This presentation contains a growth
FOR NURTURING YOUR EARLY ADOPTERS. LETS BEGIN.
Sooooo,
APPLE
i just got a view from
on one of my presentations
OMG!!!
OMG!!!
OMG!!!
OMG!!!
OMG!!!
OMG!!!
not just Apple, but also
And
And
First thought that came to mind
was...
NO
WAY
DUDE!!!
Yep. Tim Cook the CEO of Apple viewed
my ppt.. And Comic Sans. Too excited to
use any other font. Or use stock photo
for that matter. Or crop the watermark
on the upper right side.
And sir
BRANSON.
CHEERS
mate!
YEAH.
BOTH
CHEERS
OF THEM.
mate!
After my excitement was gone...
...Second thought came in…
“He thinks Tim Cook
HAS TIME TO READ HIS
PRESENTATIONS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
BRANSON?
More like
BRANSOFF!!!
DREAM ON MATE.
YEAH.CHEERS
mate!
NONE OF
THEM.
CHEERS
mate!
MOST PROBABLY A GLITCH
Then, the third reaction came…
...I realized...
...that those are just around 100+
views in total, that could be
nothing.
...And that i got excited for all the
wrong reasons.
What happens with the rest of the
2911 views?
Yeah … what about us “normal
people”
You don't seem excited about us,
do you?
THINK ABOUT IT THIS WAY
I love my stories like i would love
my children and pay attention to
them...
And i let them free in hopes that
someone might pay attention to
them, use them for good and get
inspired.
Anytime you pay attention...
...This
happens.
So thats...
...3011 of these...
...A lot more than
what i have copy
pasted here but
you get the
point.
So
Thank you
Thank you
for each and every one of you paying attention.
3027
Times to be exact. (increased in the meantime)
And if you feel stuck or need a fresh new hack,
i'll be happy to try & help you. Just message
me. I'm the box.
BTW, if you want to adopt any of the kids, have
a go. They are free and i keep them neatly
packaged in this box… that didn't sound
right...anyways...
ALWAYS REMEMBER
ALWAYS SAY THANK YOU
AND GIVE BACK
to everyone who pays attention to you.
because
ATTENTION IS VALUABLE.
everything else
IS NOT
everything else
IS NOT.