Out of all the hats I've worn in my career, my favorite one is the Stetson western hat.
The wide brim, the soft touch of the wool, the way it crowns the head... it's perfect. Just perfect.
Oh, and I'm also amazing at tech support.
I always dot my why and cross my how. Can do attitude. No funny smells. If my left and right brain were hands I'd be ambidextrous.
Definitely not paid enough to be loving this career as much as I do.